being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
This is why having a child is awesome because you can always use “I don’t have a sitter” as an excuse.
Things were looking good the last 5 minutes. The miniature human was being very cuddly and eye rubby.
But he just crawled off the bed and is now banging things around on the floor and babbling to himself.
It’s 12:30am and my child is still awake. I want to rip my head off. And then sew it back on and rip it off again. And then repeatedly smash it against the wall.
Xander is so over tired right now but refuses to go to sleep.
My favorite thing ever is to scroll my dash and recite funny and/or stupid text posts to my mom & watch her reaction.
I feel a little kindergarten crush starting to form.
Having a child has helped with my depression A LOT but it’s made my anxiety go up a shit ton.
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
I like to think blue looks best on me because it brings out my eyes. Although, I usually only wear blacks, grays and whites.
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
I would love to be able to pick out the gender but I think the appearance should be a surprise!
I love guys but I hate penises.
I dislike girls (in a romantic way) but I love vaginas.
I’m supposed to hang out with a cute boy from the casino today! We’re going to go Christmas shopping! The only thing is I can’t go until about 4pm and I know he has dinner plans with his dad later tonight, so I hope the timing doesn’t fuck this up.